VINTAGE SUMMER: Porky’s (1981)
“That … tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.” Porky’s, 1981 …
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VINTAGE SATELLITE: Comic Relief USA (1986)
“Pick up your phone and make a contribution! If you can’t get to a phone … later, well? …
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VINTAGE SATELLITE: Teen Wolf (1985)
“It doesn’t matter how you play the game, it’s whether you win or lose. And even that doesn’t …
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VINTAGE SATELLITE: The Breakfast Club (1985)
“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.” The Breakfast Club, 1985 (Judd Nelson) …
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VINTAGE SATELLITE: The Ice Pirates (1984)
“Whatever happened to ‘we rape, we pillage’?” The Ice Pirates, 1984 (Robert Urich) MGM/UA “Long after the great …
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VINTAGE CABLE BOX: The Survivors (1983)
“There’ll be peace without end, every neighbor a friend, and every man a king!” The Survivors, 1983 (Robin …
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VINTAGE CABLE BOX: Baby, It’s You (1983)
“We’re not in high school anymore.” Baby It’s You originally premiered on The Movie Channel as part of …
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The Santa Clarita Diet Series REVIEW
There’s gonna be a lot of reasons I don’t dig certain material. Maybe I have personality quirks. Maybe …
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VINTAGE CABLE BOX: Barbarella (1968)
“Better adjust my tongue box.” Barbarella, 1968 (Jane Fonda), Paramount Pictures Kids from my generation know very little …
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VINTAGE SATELLITE: Return of the Jedi (1983)
“When nine-hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not!” Return of the Jedi, 1983 (Harrison …
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